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		<title>5 Things I Love About Being a Lawyer</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 12:14:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve noticed that I criticize the practice of law far more often than I appreciate it.  Granted, the grass will always look greener at the other side of the fence.  But still, I did work hard for four and a half years to earn my title, so I guess I should learn to be more [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=magnificent.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1089723&amp;post=105&amp;subd=magnificent&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';font-size:small;color:#000000;">I&#8217;ve noticed that I criticize the practice of law far more often than I appreciate it.  Granted, the grass will always look greener at the other side of the fence.  But still, I did work hard for four and a half years to earn my title, so I guess I should learn to be more thankful about what life has handed me.  I did pray for it, so I should cherish this gift.</span></p>
<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';font-size:small;color:#000000;">That being said, these are the things which I enjoy most about being a lawyer:</span></div>
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<div><span style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';font-size:small;color:#000000;">1)  <strong>The Opportunity to Travel Often</strong> - As a private practitioner of law, I am often required to go out of town for hearings and projects.  Back when I was an associate for the Palma law firm, the traveling was far more often and far more varied than at present.  Sometimes, I had to travel to as much as 3 provinces all within the span of mere days.  This was very good for my photography hobby as it gave me varied subjects to take photos of.  I&#8217;ve seen more of the Philippines than I ever thought I would, and I cherish each visit to somewhere new and never-before traveled as an opportunity to discover new things and to have an adventure.</span></div>
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<div><span style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';font-size:small;color:#000000;">2)  <strong>Meeting People from all Walks of Life</strong> - To quote one of the classics, I am one of those people who &#8220;dine with paupers and sup with kings.&#8221;  I have defended urban poor clients from being ejected from their own homes by an oppressive city government.  I count Senator Joker Arroyo and Microsoft Corporation as among one of my more affluent clients.  I have been fed with lansiao (bull penis) stew at a bus station carinderia, as well as the best roast beef in the country at Prince Albert restaurant in Landmark Hotel.  I&#8217;ve been the &#8220;floor manager&#8221; at a client&#8217;s house in the country, and billeted at the famous Manila Hotel.  I&#8217;ve rode a <em>habal-habal</em> from Dapitan to Dipolog, and flown first class at Philippine Airlines.  The beauty of the practice is that it allows me to meet people from all walks of life.  Squatters, senators, laborers, construction workers, dockhands, presidents, CEO&#8217;s, I&#8217;ve met and worked with them all.  This has allowed me a certain versatility and adaptability in blending in with whoever I interact with, regardless of their station in life.</span></div>
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<div><span style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';font-size:small;color:#000000;">3)  <strong>Prestige</strong> - There&#8217;s a joke that about lawyers getting the best seat in the house during barrio fiestas, surpassed only by priests.  The joke is that it does happen often, especially in the rural areas.  People in the Philippines tend to accord a lot of respect towards lawyers, all in deference to their title (regardless of whether or not respect is well-deserved, I&#8217;ve surmised.)  I find it humorous sometimes, such as during that year when a stranger asked me to be the godfather of his grandchild, all on account of my being a lawyer.  Sometimes, I think that the prestige is misplaced (such as certain lawyers who demand deference, i.e., insisting that people call them &#8220;Attorney&#8221;).  I do try not to let it get to my head, but to be honest, the prestige attached to my title does make my life easier for me, such as when I&#8217;m riding with unscrupulous taxi-cab drivers who are not aware that I know certain rules and regulations of the LTFRB with respect to public transportation.</span></div>
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<div><span style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';font-size:small;color:#000000;">4)  <strong>Dining Out and Drinking</strong> - More often than not, clients are quite gracious about meeting in fine dining places, which plays right to my foodie tendencies.  Thankfully, the Cebuano dining scene has diversified and improved from the 3 restaurant options from the 2 decades of my youth (i.e., Ding Qua Qua, Sunburst Fried Chicken, Larsians).  So now, we have a plethora of dining places to enjoy.  Also, clients seem to have this tradition of giving fine alcohol as presents to lawyers, which has bequeathed me with (to date) 4 bottles of Johnny Walker Black, a bottle of Chivas Regal, and 2 bottles of red wine.  Which again, I have no qualms in accepting and enjoying.  (P.S.  Dear clients, if you are reading this, I also am partial to Emperador brandy and Tanduay products)</span></div>
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<div><span style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';font-size:small;color:#000000;">5)  <strong>Flexi-time</strong> - The practice allows me a lot of leeway on how I spend the day.  Hence, if you hate the 9-to-5 routine, the practice of law is right for you.  On the downside, this has required greater discipline on my part because it&#8217;s just too easy to blow off the day doing absolutely nothing.  But nonetheless, I enjoy freedom on my mobility and the absence of restrictions on my time when it comes to my work, with no supervisor or HR Manager breathing down my back and whipping me in line at the salt mines.</span></div>
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<div><span style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';font-size:small;color:#000000;">I guess I can think of other things but these are, to my mind, the major perks of being a private practitioner of law.  They are, of course, balanced with things I hate about the practice, but for now, I will emphasize the positive.</span></div>
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<div><span style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';font-size:small;color:#000000;">I hope to find more things I like as the days go by, but this will do.</span></div>
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		<title>You&#8217;re Passionate!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 10:02:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Janjan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day, the Villainous Atty. Abella was partying with all his friends from showbiz when Anne Curtis, the girlfriend of his friend, the Magnificent Atty. Perez, got drunk.  Concerned, Judy Anne Santos asked Atty. Abella to drive Anne home.  Although he was villainous, Atty. Abella was still a gentleman.  So he got Anne Curtis to lean on his shoulder and drag-walked her slowly to his Porsche 911 Carrera.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=magnificent.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1089723&amp;post=98&amp;subd=magnificent&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em><span style="color:#333333;">‎&#8221;Lust is no respecter of time and place.&#8221; &#8211; People vs Umali, 242 SCRA 17</span></em></p>
<p><span style="color:#333333;">One day, the Villainous Atty. Abella was partying with all his friends from showbiz when Anne Curtis, the girlfriend of his </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#333333;">friend, the Magnificent Atty. Perez, got drunk.  Concerned, Judy Anne Santos asked Atty. Abella to drive Anne home.  Although he was villainous, Atty. Abella was still a gentleman.  So he got Anne Curtis to lean on his shoulder and drag-walked her slowly to his Porsche 911 Carrera.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#333333;">Anne smelled so nice and the Villainous Atty. Abella was tempted to do something with her, but out of respect (and fear) for the Magnificent Atty. Perez, Atty. Abella desisted and tamed his libido with thoughts about his upcoming case.  Their drive home was relatively uneventful and silent.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#333333;">However, Anne stirred from the passenger seat and said, &#8220;Harve, you&#8217;re passionate.&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#333333;">Reaching the limits of his gentlemanly ways, Atty. Abella placed his hand on Anne Curtis&#8217; bare thigh, but she drunkenly pushed away his sweaty palms.  Atty. Abella kept on driving.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#333333;">Five minutes later, Anne stirred and again and spoke up more loudly, &#8220;Harve, you&#8217;re PASSIONATE!&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#333333;">The Villainous Atty. Abella could not take it any longer so he stopped the car and kept the hand brakes up.  Then he leaned over and attempted to give Anne Curtis a wet and sloppy kiss.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#333333;"> Anne Curtis shrieked and gave him a very hearty slap.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#333333;"> Hot, bothered, and frustrated, the Villainous Atty. Abella could not take it any longer and shouted angrily.  &#8221;WHAT IS UP WITH YOU WOMAN???  You tell me I&#8217;m passionate twice but you stop me from doing anything about it!!  Are we getting it on or not???&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#333333;"> To which Anne Curtis angrily screamed, &#8220;YOU SHTUPID MORON!!!  I KEEP TELLING YOU!!!  MY HOUSHE!!&#8221;, she said, pointing to the right.  &#8221;YOU&#8217;RE PASSHIN&#8217; IT!!!&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#333333;">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#333333;"><em>Morale of the story:  Never trust the Villainous Atty. Abella.  Or Anne Curtis.</em></span></p>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2011 05:58:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First of all, allow me to extend my sympathies for the pain that your former lover inflicted on you.  And secondly, let me correct a common misconception about me.  I’m not the kind of lawyer who inflicts pain, misery and suffering to other people for just money only. 

I’m the kind of lawyer who would do it happily for free.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=magnificent.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1089723&amp;post=88&amp;subd=magnificent&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Dear Magnificent Atty. Perez,</p>
<p>Greetings from the city that never sleeps!  I was googling for help about my problem when I came across your site and <a href="http://magnificent.wordpress.com/2007/08/15/i-know-all-there-is-to-know-about-the-crying-game/">the problem about the lovely “Maricar”</a>.  After reading your advice to Fazouk, I knew you would give the right advice for me.  You see, my problem is like this:  a few months ago, I accepted a contractual job as a wrangler for longhorn cattle over at the lovely mountains of Wyoming.  I was assigned to guard them together with a macho guy from the Philippines named Sonny.  It was a tough job full of problems with wolves and tough weather, and in the course of a few weeks, Sonny and I bonded and became very close with each other.  One thing led to another, and soon Sonny and I were sharing the same sleeping bag, if you know what I mean.</p>
<p>Over time, Sonny and I realized that we were in love.  So when <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/25/nyregion/gay-marriage-approved-by-new-york-senate.html?_r=1">New York approved its gay marriage act on June 24, 2011</a>, Sonny and I quit our jobs and flew to New York where we both tied the knot.  We had a short honeymoon period at the Big Apple until Sonny finally told me his big secret.</p>
<p>I still remember that day like it was only yesterday.  I was cooking breakfast in our small apartment in Soho, and both Sonny and I had bad hangovers from partying the night before.  Sonny brewed me a cup of strong black coffee and asked me to sit at the breakfast corner.  “Mike,” he told me.  “Mike… I can’t live a lie anymore.”</p>
<p>I put down the skillet, turned the grill off and sat down.  I hurriedly gulped the coffee despite its scalding heat because I knew I needed to be sober for his news.</p>
<p>“Mike.. you’re a good man, a great man,” Sonny said, not being able to look me in the eye.  He kept fidgeting, his fingers tearing away bits and pieces from the paper napkin.  “Sometimes, I think you’re too good for me, and in a lot of ways, you are.”</p>
<p>Sonny put the paper napkin down and looked at me, face to face.</p>
<p>“Mike.  I’m coming out of the closet.  I’m…. I’m….”</p>
<p>For some reason, I couldn’t keep the tears out of my eyes when Sonny plunged the knife deep into my heart.</p>
<p>“<strong>Mike, I’m STRAIGHT!</strong>”</p>
<p>And just like that Sonny destroyed all the happiness I have ever known.   As if on cue, a bitter country song started playing on the radio, about a cowboy riding alone on a strange horse at midnight, headed to Omaha.</p>
<p>“Forgive me Mike… I was confused… I was horny… I didn’t know what to do.  No, no, no… Mike, I’m sorry.  I was just using you to get a green card.  You see, I’m married in the Philippines.  I have a wife named Christine and three sons named Mark, Fruto and Michal.  I needed to give them a good life, a better life than what we have back in our country and you were my ticket out of poverty…”</p>
<p>At that point, I stormed out of the room, overturning all our meager possessions.  I don’t know how I was able to cross the street in the middle of traffic, with my tears obscuring my vision, but I walked out of Sonny and his lying, cheating ways and went to have fun and stay at the YMCA where I got myself clean.  Where I had a good meal.  Where I could do whatever I feel.</p>
<p>Someone advised me that in the Philippines, contracting a second marriage while your first marriage was existing is considered a crime of BIGAMY.</p>
<p>I want to get back at Sonny, your Magnificence.  I want to make him hurt like I hurt.  I want to make him know all there is to know about the crying game.  I want to put him into prison where unwashed fat men with badly-drawn tattoos will ass-rape the straightness out of him until Sonny comes back howling on his knees, asking me for forgiveness, promising to forget about his family back in the Philippines.</p>
<p>I’ve been told that you are evil and would not hesitate to make other lives miserable for an insane amount of money.  Well how does One Million Pesos for a criminal case sound?  Call me.</p>
<p>Truly yours,</p>
<p>Mike</p></blockquote>
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<p>Dear Mike,</p>
<p>First of all, allow me to extend my sympathies for the pain that your former lover inflicted on you.  And secondly, let me correct a common misconception about me.  I’m not the kind of lawyer who inflicts pain, misery and suffering to other people for money.</p>
<p>I’m the kind of lawyer who would do it happily for free.</p>
<p>But that being said, I gladly accept your One Million Pesos.  It will go a long way for my Pajero sinking fund.  Unfortunately, I am only a lawyer and not a bishop.  Nobody will give me an SUV for free.</p>
<p>Let’s focus on the problem at hand.</p>
<p>You certainly gave me a very interesting problem to work on, and I would like to accept it, if only to have a landmark Supreme Court ruling with my name on it.  You see, like you’ve read in the <a href="http://magnificent.wordpress.com/2007/08/15/i-know-all-there-is-to-know-about-the-crying-game/">Maricar problem</a>, the Philippines does not recognize gay marriages celebrated in our country, since it is contrary to our Family Code, which defines marriage as:</p>
<blockquote><p>A special contract of permanent union between a <strong>man</strong> and a <strong>woman</strong> entered into in accordance with the law for the establishment of conjugal and family life.</p></blockquote>
<p>And that the necessary requirements for a valid marriage is:</p>
<blockquote><p>1) Legal capacity of the contracting parties <strong>who must be a male and a female</strong>, and;</p>
<p>2) Consent freely given in the presence of the solemnizing officer.</p></blockquote>
<p>However, the difference between your situation and that of the Maricar one is that your marriage was celebrated OUTSIDE the Philippines while Fazouk and Maricar intended to get married in the country.  In this case, Article 26 of the Family Code, which provides that:</p>
<blockquote><p>All marriages solemnized outside the Philippines in accordance with the laws in force in the country where they were solemnized, and valid there as such, shall also be valid in this country, except those prohibited under Articles 35(1), (4), (5) and (6), 36, 37 and 38. X x x</p></blockquote>
<p>Those articles mentioned in Art. 26 consider the following marriages as null and void:</p>
<p>(1)    Those contracted by any party below eighteen years of age even with the consent of parents or guardians;</p>
<p>(2)    Bigamous or polygamous marriages;</p>
<p>(3)    Those contracted through mistake of one contracting party as to the identity of the other;</p>
<p>(4)    A marriage contracted by any party who, at the time of the celebration, was psychologically incapacitated to comply with the essential marital obligations of marriage</p>
<p>(5)    Incestuous marriages;</p>
<p>What this means, Mike, is that the Philippines is obliged to recognize the validity of a gay marriage celebrated in New York, where such marriage is considered valid and binding.  Unfortunately, your marriage with Sonny is considered null and void, not because it’s a gay marriage, but because it’s a bigamous marriage, since Sonny was previously married here in the Philippines.</p>
<p>However, nonwithstanding the fact that Sonny’s second marriage is void in the Philippines, he did however contract a second marriage, which makes him liable for the crime of <strong>bigamy</strong>.  The Revised Penal Code defines bigamy as:</p>
<blockquote><p>The penalty of prision mayor shall be imposed upon any person who shall contract a second or subsequent marriage before the former marriage has been legally dissolved, or before the absent spouse has been declared presumptively dead by means of a judgment rendered in the proper proceedings.</p></blockquote>
<p>The fact that gay marriages celebrated in the Philippines are considered void, I believe, has no bearing on the prosecution of the second case.  This is supported by the Supreme Court, in the case of <a href="http://sc.judiciary.gov.ph/jurisprudence/2009/september2009/164435.htm">Jarillo vs. People of the Philippines</a> <em>(G.R. No. 164435, September 29, 2009)</em>, where it was ruled that:</p>
<blockquote><p>For the very same reasons elucidated in the above-quoted cases, petitioner’s conviction of the crime of bigamy must be affirmed.   The subsequent judicial declaration of nullity of petitioner’s two marriages to Alocillo cannot be considered a valid defense in the crime of bigamy.  The moment petitioner contracted a second marriage without the previous one having been judicially declared null and void, the crime of bigamy was already consummated because at the time of the celebration of the second marriage, petitioner’s marriage to Alocillo, which had not yet been declared null and void by a court of competent jurisdiction, was deemed valid and subsisting.  <strong>Neither would a judicial declaration of the nullity of petitioner’s marriage to Uy make any difference. As held in Tenebro, “[s]ince a marriage contracted during the subsistence of a valid marriage is automatically void, the nullity of this second marriage is not per se an argument for the avoidance of criminal liability for bigamy.    x   x   x   <span style="text-decoration:underline;">A plain reading of [Article 349 of the Revised Penal Code], therefore, would indicate that the provision penalizes the mere act of contracting a second or subsequent marriage during the subsistence of a valid marriage</span></strong>.”  <em>(Emboldened and underscored for emphasis)</em></p></blockquote>
<p>So, if your question is whether your marriage to Sonny is valid in the Philippines, unfortunately, the answer is no, not because it’s a gay marriage, but because it’s a bigamous one.  But if you’re asking if you could put Sonny to jail for bigamy, yes, definitely, I think you could, and for a million pesos and my name in the SCRA, I will help you on that issue.  Besides, if you put Sonny to jail, that would mean his wife would be lonely and would need some moral support.  And I also happen to own a sleeping bag.</p>
<p>I hope that answers your question.  Thank you for your query, Mike, and I hope you will still find love, even when you look in all the wrong places.  Until then, I remain:</p>
<p><em><span style="color:#ff0000;">                                  The Magnificent Atty. Perez</span></em></p>
<p style="text-align:center;">-oO0Oo-</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">P.S.</p>
<p>This post-script is written in addendum to very good arguments raised by my classmate in law school, Atty. Jeffrey Ravelo, who presently teaches public international law.</p>
<p>Atty. Ravelo asked whether or not jurisdiction over the second marriage can be obtained by Phlippine courts, considering that it was celebrated abroad.  He also raised Articles 15 and 17 of the Civil Code which provide:</p>
<blockquote><p>Art. 15.  Laws relating to family rights and duties, or to the status, condition and legal capacity of persons are binding upon citizens of the Philippines, even though living abroad.</p>
<p>Art. 17.  The forms and solemnities of contracts, wills, and other public instruments shall be governed by the laws of the country in which they are executed.</p>
<p>When the acts referred to are executed before the diplomatic or consular officials of the Republic of the Philippines in a foreign country, the solemnities established by Philippine laws shall be observed in their execution.</p>
<p>Prohibitive laws concerning persons, their acts or property, and those which have, for their object, public order, public policy and good customs shall not be rendered ineffective by laws or judgments promulgated, or by determinations or conventions agreed upon in a foreign country.</p></blockquote>
<p>Basically, what Atty. Ravelo is saying is that theoretically, because the second marriage was celebrated abroad, therefore, the criminal act was outside of Philippine territory, which is one of the components for the courts’ power to put the case into trial.  Hence, there was no criminal act of bigamy committed because the second marriage was done outside the scope of Philippine criminal law to enforce.  This is supported by Article 2 of the Revised Penal Code which provides:</p>
<blockquote><p>Except as provided in the treaties and laws of preferential application, the provisions of this Code shall be enforced not only within the Philippine Archipelago, including its atmosphere, its interior waters and maritime zone, but also outside of its jurisdiction, against those who:</p>
<p>1. Should commit an offense while on a Philippine ship or airship</p>
<p>2. Should forge or counterfeit any coin or currency note of the Philippine Islands or obligations and securities issued by the Government of the Philippine Islands;chan robles virtual law library</p>
<p>3. Should be liable for acts connected with the introduction into these islands of the obligations and securities mentioned in the presiding number;</p>
<p>4. While being public officers or employees, should commit an offense in the exercise of their functions; or</p>
<p>5. Should commit any of the crimes against national security and the law of nations, defined in Title One of Book Two of this Code.</p>
<p>Note that the second marriage does not fall within any of the situations allowing for extra-territorial jurisdiction of Philippine criminal laws.</p></blockquote>
<p>Hence no crime of Bigamy has been committed by Sonny.</p>
<p>There are sometimes when yes, I reach the limits of my magnificence, and I have to defer to the wisdom and sound reasoning of a brilliant legal mind.  So to my companyero and (I&#8217;m proud to add), classmate in law school, Atty. Ravelo, thank you very much for your input on this matter.  I hope this discussion will someday be resolved in an actual Supreme Court case.</p>
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		<title>Today is the Day of Our Independence</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today is the day of our liberation, where we celebrate the true fruits of freedom, prosperity, happiness and civil governance. We look back with gratitude for all who have gone before us, mindful that it was through their struggles&#8230; their sacrifice of lives and dreams that made this dream of freedom a reality for you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=magnificent.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1089723&amp;post=81&amp;subd=magnificent&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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Today is the day of our liberation, where we celebrate the true fruits of freedom, prosperity, happiness and civil governance.</p>
<p>We look back with gratitude for all who have gone before us, mindful that it was through their struggles&#8230; their sacrifice of lives and dreams that made this dream of freedom a reality for you and I.</p>
<p>And it is with this spirit that I bid each one a Happy Independence Day, and in solemn gratitude I say:</p>
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<div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:x-large;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">THANK YOU WILL SMITH FOR DEFENDING US FROM THE ALIENS!!!</span></span></div>
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		<title>Iron Man:  The Aftermath</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 06:22:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite the darkness set by the burlap sack placed over his head, the man could hear the muttered and guttural voices of what sounded like a Middle Eastern language. The dry arid heat of the surroundings suggested that they have taken him to a desert. Nearby, he could smell the stench of goat and camel [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=magnificent.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1089723&amp;post=80&amp;subd=magnificent&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color:#000000;">Despite the darkness set by the burlap sack placed over his head, the man could hear the muttered and guttural voices of what sounded like a Middle Eastern language.  The dry arid heat of the surroundings suggested that they have taken him to a desert.  Nearby, he could smell the stench of goat and camel droppings, damp molds, and unbathed Arabian men.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#000000;">It was a strange time to be craving an All-American Cheeseburger.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#000000;">&#8220;Welcome, Mr. Robert Downey Junior,&#8221; said his captor in deliberately intoned English, as the burlap sack was finally raised and the captive could finally make sense of his surroundings.  The light came rushing into his eyes harshly, causing temporary blindness.  Robert struggled against the rope tied on his wrists and legs but it was futile.  He can&#8217;t get out of the chair.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#000000;">&#8220;Wha&#8211; what are you going to do with me?  Do you need money?  My wife has money, just let me go free&#8230;&#8221;, the man who used to portray Charlie Chaplin impleaded to the voice who spoke to him, as his eyes finally adjusted to the surroundings.  There were five Middle Eastern men with guns, not counting the swarthy leader who spoke to him in deliberate syllabication.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#000000;">*SLAP!*</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#000000;">&#8220;You keep quiet you fatherless son of a motherless goat!,&#8221; the leader yelled, as the pain of his bony hand connected with Robert Downey, Jr&#8217;s rather bruised jaw.  &#8220;We do not want your money, we are rich from our stocks in shawarma!  We want you to build us the iron soldiers&#8230;&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#000000;">Robert Downey Jr. was incredulous.  &#8220;Wait&#8230; iron soldiers?  Do you mean like from Iron Man??  There must be a mistake, that was only a movie&#8211;&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#000000;">*SLAP!*</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#000000;">&#8220;Do not think you can trick us, Mister Junior.  We saw you build the iron soldiers that could fly, shoot missiles and streams of fire.  And do not think we would make the same mistake!  We will be watching over you, like the hawks of the endless desert.  You will not be left alone in the room.  We will not give you free reign over missile warheads.  We will not even give you lighter fluid! And you WILL build us our iron soldiers, Mr. Robert Downey Junior.&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#000000;">The actor slumped to his chair, dejected.  His agent was right.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#000000;">He should have taken the role for Mr. Fantastic instead.</span></p>
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		<title>Love Will Conquer All</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 03:42:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Janjan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite the looming food shortage and political crisis of our turbulent country, I still have faith that we Filipinos will prevail. Let our loving and compassionate nature seek to help one another in these times of hardship, and together, we can surmount these tough times.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=magnificent.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1089723&amp;post=78&amp;subd=magnificent&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;">Despite the looming food shortage and political crisis of our turbulent country, I still have faith that we Filipinos will prevail.</p>
<p>Let our loving and compassionate nature seek to help one another in these times of hardship, and together, we can surmount these tough times.</span></p>
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		<title>Dread and Anticipation</title>
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<p>My barrister friends are awaiting the results of the 2007 Bar Examinations today. I was in their shoes two years ago and I remember the feeling of uncertainty of waiting for the results, not knowing if four years and six months of your life will culminate into seeing your name in the list of successful Bar Examinees.</p>
<p>These pictures will explain how that moment feels.</p>
<p>Good luck friends!</p>
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		<title>Six Months After in Cebu</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:17:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is reposted from my friend Jeneen&#8217;s Multiply blog: http://neenerish.multiply.com/reviews/item/12. Jeneen used to live in Cebu and wrote for one of our local dailies. This is one of her best pieces, which I&#8217;ve always loved the first time I&#8217;ve read it. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; I should have known moving to Cebu would be anything but normal. Twenty [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=magnificent.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1089723&amp;post=75&amp;subd=magnificent&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><font color="#000000"><i>This is reposted from my friend Jeneen&#8217;s Multiply blog:  http://neenerish.multiply.com/reviews/item/12.  Jeneen used to live in Cebu and wrote for one of our local dailies.  This is one of her best pieces, which I&#8217;ve always loved the first time I&#8217;ve read it.</i></font></p>
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<p><font color="#000000">I should have known moving to Cebu would be anything but normal.</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000">Twenty minutes into my six-month stay here, I found myself standing by a grassy embankment a few hundred meters from the Mactan airport, dumped by an irate taxi driver when I refused to pay the P150-fixed charge to my boarding house in Gorordo. I tried to keep my righteously disdainful look on, but it was hard with rain dripping from my hair. It seemed the city hated me at first sight.</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000">Cebu, I soon found out, had a secret language all its own—I was doomed to getting dumped on some nameless road unless I learned it. No way was I standing on that embankment ever again.</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000">I resolved that my first lesson in the language was to find my way around. I’ve never seen a map of the city, but I paid attention when my Cebuano friends toured me those first few weeks. Despite my poor sense of direction, I began to notice that Cebu’s streets make no sense at all.</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000">Driving down the twisting streets that defied planning logic, we would end up back where we started by going in the direction away from it. On the other hand, supposedly parallel streets would lead to opposite sides of town.</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000">Traffic flows in at least 10 different directions at the Gorordo and Mango intersection. Only one traffic light acts as referee. In any other city in the world, it would be a pedestrian’s nightmare. But not in Cebu where jaywalking is a foreign word.</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000">At least four streets are named Osmeña in <i>this </i>city alone—Osmeña Boulevard at the Capitol, S. Osmeña along the pier, E. Osmeña in Banawa, J. Osmeña near Mango—even a Fuente Osmeña rotunda where the traffic routes are crazier than at the aforementioned intersection. Curiously enough, I’ve never met a Cebuano who confuses any of the streets.</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000">Having a car is one matter, commuting another.</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000">My first weekend, I decided I wanted house supplies from SM. I asked my neighbor for directions since all my Cebuano friends were out. “Take the 13C to Ayala,” she said, “You’ll find the right jeep from there.”</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000">Not knowing what a 13C was, I took the first jeep I saw and said I wanted to go to Ayala. All the passengers vainly tried to hide their laughter. A kind soul said Ayala was “<i>duol na</i>”, and pointed to some vague, opposite direction. This jeep would take me to Colon, he said, where I could get a ride to SM. Who would have thought even Cebu’s jeeps had an alienating code?</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000">It wasn’t long, though, before these oddities began to fascinate instead of baffle me. The crazy streets to me now are like secret passageways that somehow all lead to my street. It delights me that every road is connected to every other road, no matter how inconceivable it seems. I relish giving out jeepney codes like a natural when a stranger asks for directions.</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000">And it didn’t surprise me to see bars and restaurants popping up everywhere when the national economy was supposedly at its worst—Cebu is a city you accept, not attempt to understand. Until you know this, you can never fully appreciate its charm.</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><i>I</i> should have known it from the way I got out of that first sticky situation.</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000">There I was, alone on the highway, with nothing but my staunch principles, a suitcase, and a box of worldly possessions at my feet. I was getting wetter by the minute and no passing car seemed to care.</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000">Suddenly, rounding the bend was an empty taxi that stopped in front of me. The driver agreed that I pay by the meter. Exhausted, I exchanged only a few words with him, who thankfully did not force a conversation.</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000">When we got to the boarding house, the driver even helped me carry my things! I couldn’t believe my change of fortune. I made a mental note to thank him profusely after paying my fare. As I opened my mouth to say “<i>Salamat</i>”, he stopped me with a barely audible yet definite “I love you”.</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000">I couldn’t say anything, and he didn’t wait for my reaction. He simply rode off in his white taxi, never to be seen again.</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000">No matter that my knight in armor looked like a cross between the April Boys and the Reycards, complete with longish hair, an earring, and oversized shades. He is ultimate proof that Cebu <i>does</i> love me—in its own unpredictable, often irrational, but always, <i>always</i> endearing way.</font></p>
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		<title>The Last Supper</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:40:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Janjan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our Father, who art in Heaven &#8212; Holy be Your Name. Your Kingdom Come Your Will Be Done On Earth as it is in Heaven Give Us this day our Daily Bread And forgive us our Sins As we forgive those who Sinned against Us And lead us not into Temptation But deliver us from [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=magnificent.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1089723&amp;post=74&amp;subd=magnificent&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<font color="#000000" size="5"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">  </span></font><font color="#000000" size="5"><img src="http://images.northwolf.multiply.com/image/2/photos/84/500x500/3/church.jpg?et=Do4OeE9w7QeDlgf2JCrYDQ&amp;nmid=87063175" class="photoimg" height="332" width="500" /></font><font color="#000000" size="5">Our Father, who art in Heaven &#8212;  Holy be Your Name.</font><font color="#000000" size="5"><img src="http://images.northwolf.multiply.com/image/2/photos/84/500x500/8/oranges.jpg?et=nu7wPQruvznM52GI1eNcXQ&amp;nmid=87063175" class="photoimg" height="500" width="357" /></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000" size="5">Your Kingdom Come</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000" size="5"><img src="http://images.northwolf.multiply.com/image/2/photos/84/500x500/11/sea.jpg?et=c6FEJY3MkJm0siWMAUooOA&amp;nmid=87063175" class="photoimg" height="357" width="500" /></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000" size="5">Your Will Be Done</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000" size="5"><img src="http://images.northwolf.multiply.com/image/2/photos/84/500x500/12/tulog%203.jpg?et=jX6ohpwsQeGtezS6mhrjXw&amp;nmid=87063175" class="photoimg" height="357" width="500" /></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000" size="5">On Earth as it is in Heaven</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000" size="5"><img src="http://images.northwolf.multiply.com/image/2/photos/84/500x500/5/feast%201.jpg?et=mMQaF58Nmos1sDwBf3bIZg&amp;nmid=87063175" class="photoimg" height="357" width="500" /></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000" size="5">Give Us this day our Daily Bread</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000" size="5"><img src="http://images.northwolf.multiply.com/image/2/photos/84/500x500/6/gluttony.jpg?et=gWjnNitl3RclQPlNM9Frbw&amp;nmid=87063175" class="photoimg" height="357" width="500" /></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000" size="5">And forgive us our Sins</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000" size="5"><img src="http://images.northwolf.multiply.com/image/2/photos/84/500x500/2/cemetery.jpg?et=90TDV2QuWbX7cKWSbbzeGg&amp;nmid=87063175" class="photoimg" height="357" width="500" /></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000" size="5">As we forgive those who Sinned against Us</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000" size="5"><img src="http://images.northwolf.multiply.com/image/2/photos/84/500x500/10/prince%20albert%20-%20dessert%204.jpg?et=RjKY2Bh%2BiEJlZc0TB3depQ&amp;nmid=87063175" class="photoimg" height="500" width="357" /></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000" size="5">And lead us not into Temptation</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000" size="5"><img src="http://images.northwolf.multiply.com/image/2/photos/84/500x500/1/carcar%20lechon.jpg?et=koXAsa8M2xyCiTT%2CaSkHNQ&amp;nmid=87063175" class="photoimg" height="332" width="500" /></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000" size="5">But deliver us from Evil</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000" size="5"><img src="http://images.northwolf.multiply.com/image/2/photos/84/500x500/7/jesus.jpg?et=zH5cDTbbqeNMvA9cd4Goyg&amp;nmid=87063175" class="photoimg" height="500" width="357" /></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><font size="5">For thine is the Kingdom, and the Power and the Glory.</font></span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><font size="5">Now and Forever.</font></span></font></p>
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<p><font color="#000000" size="5">Amen.</font></p>
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		<title>Money for Food</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:57:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Janjan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We live in dire times. It is the Ides of March, and the heat of summer brings with it whispers of shortage, famine and economic downturns. I was reading the column of Alex Magno in the Philippine Star (click on &#60;this link&#62; to read it), and it tells a cautionary tale of how the United [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=magnificent.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1089723&amp;post=73&amp;subd=magnificent&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">We live in dire times.  It is the </span><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">Ides of March</span><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">, and the heat of summer brings with it whispers of shortage, famine and economic downturns.</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">I was reading the column of Alex Magno in the Philippine Star (click on &lt;</span><a href="http://www.philstar.com/index.php?Opinion&amp;p=49&amp;type=2&amp;sec=25&amp;aid=20080314138">this link</a><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">&gt; to read it), and it tells a cautionary tale of how the United States&#8217; impending recession brings with it an adverse effect on the world and our very own Philippines.  To quote Mr. Magno:</span></font></p>
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<p class="NoParagraphStyle"><font color="#000000">Analysts are now talking about things that seemed unthinkable only a few weeks ago. Oil, for instance, could reach $120 a barrel very soon. </font></p>
<p class="NoParagraphStyle"><font color="#000000">The reason for that is no longer the dynamics of supply and demand. Oil futures are now under great speculative pressure. As a hedge against the falling dollar, the large institutional funds are putting their money in commodities futures — oil being one major commodity.</font></p>
<p class="NoParagraphStyle"><font color="#000000">Hedging in commodities are pushing prices across the board. It is not only oil that is rising. Grains prices are rising too.</font></p>
<p class="NoParagraphStyle"><font color="#000000">That hits us as well. </font></p>
<p class="NoParagraphStyle"><font color="#000000">Unusual weather the past few months have cut into global grains productions. China, hard hit by extreme cold weather and excessive rains, is prowling all the markets, buying up rice. Vietnam, unsure about its own supply, is not exporting.</font></p>
<p class="NoParagraphStyle"><font color="#000000">We are facing a grains shortage here. Heavy rains in the Visayas and Mindanao drenched the harvest. Imported rice is going to cost significantly more, if we could find enough being exported by other countries.</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000">Rice supply is going to be a problem for us the next few weeks. We are not sure we will be able to procure enough. Even if we do, the commodity is going to cost us more.</font></p></blockquote>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">The news that the Philippines is hit with a rice shortage is especially frustrating for me.  I was just recently in Iloilo, which is one of the country&#8217;s major rice producers.  During my stay there for the past few days, I&#8217;ve been riding the bus going to both Roxas City in Capiz, and Kalibo City in Aklan, and witnessed for myself the endless expanse of ricefields and flatlands, seeing with my own yes how rich our Western Visayas land is.  For sure, this is not the only province in the Philippines that has a strong agricultural sector.  In Luzon, Visayas and Mindanao, we have been blessed with abundant natural resources that will allow our country to be self-sustaining, if only in terms of food production.</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">And yet, look at us!</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">We import rice from Thailand and Vietnam, countries that were back before the 1970&#8242;s, lagging so far behind us in terms of economy and food production.  In fact, the Philippines had the best scientific research institute for the production of rice, which is the International Rice Research Institute in Los Baños, Manila.  The Thai and Vietnamese government sent their own scientists to learn how to grow the best rice yield from our country.</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">But look at us now!  We have to beg for rice from our own neighbors who learned how to optimize rice production from us!</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">It gets even more infuriating when you think about all the opportunities we have had and lost to improve our agricultural sector.  The most major opportunity being the &#8220;Comprehensive Land Reform Program&#8221;, which supposedly empowers our farmers by breaking them from the bondage of agricultural tendency through granting them land which the government mandatorily purchases from private landowners.</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">Has the CARP really improved our farmers&#8217; lives in any way?</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">Look at the sugarfields of Negros Occidental, where you still see to this very day, poor and uneducated laborers being paid so much less than minimum wage for backbreaking work.  Look at the farms and haciendas that conveniently side-stepped coverage from CARP by allegedly growing &#8220;cattle&#8221; and having &#8220;agricultural corporations&#8221; on their land.  Go to the farmlands of Capiz where in this age of tractors and the scientific method of farming you still see farmers tilling the land with the lowly carabao and drying their grain by the roadsides where it may be swept away by strong winds and rain.</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">You see, the problem is not that our population is too big for our food production to supply to.  Our problem is that our current agricultural system for the whole country is still stuck on methodologies and farming techniques used at the turn of the 19th Century, which does not yield enough to feed our starving nation.  Hence, we have to import food at a higher premium when we have the capacity to solve our own problems with the right farming science and technology.</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">One of our problems is our very own Filipino farmers.  The CARP Law is one major blunder.  While the dream of having our own farmers tend to their own land is a laudable objective, the Philippines never developed a comprehensive program that followed up after the CARP.  While it is true that SOME of our farmers now own the land that they till, the reality is that these farmers do not know what to do with that land after acquiring ownership.  For sure, to increase the land&#8217;s yield, they should buy more fertilizer and learn scientific means for better agriculture.  If they lacked capital, they could turn to agricultural loans provided by the government, the Asian Development Bank, and a host of private lending institutes offering various credit arrangements for agriculture.  They could have sent their children to UP &#8211; Los Baños, or to the Visayan State University in order to specialize in courses like BS Agriculture with a Major in Soil Science, and a multitude of other like courses.  They could even have banded together through agricultural cooperatives upon which our government grants numerous tax and fiscal incentives, as well as grants and loans.</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">But most of our farmers did not do any of this!  Sometimes, the reason for sticking to the old ways of agriculture is:  &#8220;I&#8217;m old and too set in my ways.  I don&#8217;t have the time to learn how to use a tractor or these scientific techniques.  I just want to farm the way my father did and his father before him.&#8221;  These farmers do not even want to send their children to agricultural schools because (1)  they need the extra manpower in the fields, (2)  they would rather send these children to professional schools where they can become office workers, nurses, lawyers and accountants and earn more.</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">Clearly, these farmers are too poor and ignorant to know that there is a better way for them to improve their lot in life without abandoning their family&#8217;s calling to become farmers.  It&#8217;s just so sad because all the avenues and opportunities have been made within their reach, if only they were not scared to try a different way of farming.</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">And while our government has been trying hard to encourage our agricultural sector, still, its efforts are not enough.  There is still so much room for improvement that it is not taking advantage of.</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">The government could ultimately solve the peace-and-order situation in Mindanao so that its farmers can finally till the land in peace, and economic development could finally find its way to the fat and abundant agricultural potential of the southern region of the country.  It could provide better teachers and facilities to our far-flung barrios, educating our children and making them see that agriculture can and will lead to financial prosperity with the right application of knowledge and skilled endeavor.  It could build better roads, provide superior infrastructure, and set up administrative systems to ensure fast and efficient distribution of food and resources.</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">But what do we have instead?  Anybody remember the fertilizer scandal of last year involving a certain unpopular president and her even more unpopular husband?</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">Our own private institutions are wanting.  Instead of encouraging our children to become farmers, scientists, entrepreneurs and skilled workers, we are instead pushing them to become seamen, nurses and medical professionals so that they can go abroad and bring money back to the family.  Instead of upholding the dignity of labor and the beauty of the countryside, we have a culture that sneers at </span><span style="font-style:italic;font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">probinsyanos </span><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">and looks down on municipalities that do not have their own shopping malls and fast food outlets.  Where we encourage our young to go out and build businesses of their own, instead, we give them the easy way out by becoming call center agents with ludicrous salaries for unskilled work.</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">We Filipinos are killing our own Philippines!  We used to be the richest country in Asia!  Japanese housewives came to our country in the 1950&#8242;s looking for work as househelpers.  When Vietnam used to be just a poor hovel that travelled on rikshaws and on foot, our country already had its own airline service that flew to international destinations.</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">Look at those countries now!  Japan was thrown nuclear bombs but it built itself from the ashes to emerge as one of the leading technological wonders of the world.  Vietnam just recently launched its first satellite to outer space!</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">We used to be so much better than our neighbors, but we&#8217;ve become the country that everybody looks down on.  Our women have become commodities sold on the internet for lonely and desperate old white men who just want to marry a glorified housemaid.  We&#8217;ve become entertainers, and minstrels, exporting our skilled and learned by the droves to other countries.  We are so poor that we cannot even afford to grow our own rice and buy it instead from neighbors who learned how to culture rice from our own laboratories.</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">And yet&#8230;.</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">There is still hope.  There is always hope.  I refuse to believe that things are so bleak that we have no other recourse but to desert our country like rats fleeing from a sinking ship instead of working hand in hand to solve our problems.  We are so much better than this.  We are so much better than we allow ourselves to give credit for.</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">We need a PARADIGM SHIFT and we need it NOW!</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">I am calling upon the Philippine government to stop playing politics and start running the country back to track.</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">I am calling upon the farmers and private institutions to realize the value of a strong agricultural backbone as a means of making our country self-sufficient and economically feasible.</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">I am calling upon our youth to realize that there&#8217;s no such thing as easy money, and challenging them to work towards going back to the farmlands and reaping the true riches from our Philippine soil.</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">I am calling upon each and every Filipino, from Luzon, Visayas and Mindanao, to each and every foreign land and clime, this is a wake-up call because it&#8217;s no longer a question of will the Philippines become the economic superpower that it once was in Asia.</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">It has become a question of SURVIVAL and we are soon going to become a dead country unless we get our act together and start making sure that our institutions, systems, values and philosophies are geared towards becoming greater than the morass of pettiness that we have become.</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">We live in dire times.  </span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">It is the </span><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">Ides of March</span><span style="font-family:lucida sans unicode,lucida;">, and the heat of summer brings with it whispers of shortage, famine and economic downturns.</span></font></p>
<p><font color="#000000">We need to act NOW!</font></p>
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