I am the Magnificent
I am the Magnificent Atty. Perez, a lawyer working for a law firm based in Cebu City, Philippines.
It has been said that I am blessed with pornographic memory and a rapist wit, best served for lowering the collective IQ of the Philippine populace, in conjunction with Friendster bulletin board surveys and the Tagalog movie industry.
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Mr. Magnificent, may malaking clamor sa mga fans ng site mo… marami na pong nagtatanong… ibig nilang malaman… bakit ba “Magnificent”? I mean, andami ng adjectives sa English language… ba’t hindi “The Handsome Atty. Perez” o di kaya “The Pretentious Atty. Perez” o “The Constipated Atty. Perez”? Bakit “Magnificent”?
O sige, I will tell you the story:
I have a long time friend named Roy Sevilla Ho, and I looked up to him because he was the coolest guy I knew. He collects comics, reads Shakespeare and gets laid every night of the week except Wednesdays (because Farscape is showing on AXN during Wednesday nights). Anyway, he and his bestfriends Chris Granert and Paolo Thelmo were members of this group that called themselves the Magnificent Bastards.
Now me and my bestfriend Ken, who also looks up to Roy, wanted to become Magnificent Bastards ourselves but Roy said that we were not up to their level of bastardry, so he said that Ken and I could be the Junior Bastards, as a consolation prize. He said that it will take many more bottles of beer before Ken and I could truly call ourselves Magnificent Bastards.
But I wanted to be Magnificent! So there, when I become a lawyer, I knew what I had to become, the Magnificent Atty. Perez!
And that’s my story.
nice. hehehe
Sounds like Boris the Invincible - from the 007 movie Goldeneye.
yati ba!
geez!
“im invincible!” - boris.
i remember that. =)
hey magnificient bastard!haha
Mr. Magnificent, salamat sa pag-agi nimo sa akong blog. Roy Ho sounds familiar…I believe he also “studied” in UP-Cebu…same time that Mrs. Lucy Torres was there. Blog on…
Hi Fred, salamat pud sa imong pag-bisita sa akong blaggs.
Hahaha… nakatawa ko sa imong term “studied”… yeah, that’s Roy alright. He did mention that Lucy was a school mate.
Would you happen to know Jasper Clavano or Jubal Gallaga?
la lang… just leaving my crumbs here…
hey jan! <– he’s sucha cutey.
the most celebrated, hall of famer, magnificent lawyer you are…
i can see u clothed in majesty and light….. waaaaaaahehehehehehe
hey my favorite atty, jst wanna know that i’m on my way to stardom.. wanna fly with me? hehehehehe
hello mr. magnificient fabulous…. just wanna say to all people of the philippines that this magnificient fabulous is indeed the great person i ever known in this world of …. honor. i believe that he got all the honors in his school days… it shows naman. i will indeed meet him in cebu very very soon to give him a treat… before i hop into the next island of negros….cheers mate.///shaikhjakolofdubai
Tinuod nga Botbot: Hoist! Shodi abas papa. Ma-uwaw ta. Mwehehehe.
Basig lain na pud nang tinuod nga botbot ha?
tinuod na nga tinuod atty oi.. dili na tinuod nga botbot hehehehehehehehehe
[...] all the grammy awards hehehehe. I also want to thank the pretentious, bastard yet magnificent Atty. Perez for your hilarious masterpieces. You never failed to make me laugh with all those crazy legal cases [...]
maayong hapon diha attorney.. hinaot nga nagka-igit-igit ka’g pas-an sa mga grasya nga imong nadawat karong adlawa og sa umaabot pa nga mga adlaw.. nagsusi lang gud kung naa kay bag-ong haon diha.. pero sa tan-aw nako, busy pa siguro ka…. sige attorney, magtahirig gani ang kaso, appeal dayon ha.. hehehehehe
Hehehe… kumusta bai Ramses!
Tinuod jud, busy kaayo ko… kulata kaayog pagpangandam sa akong pagpangabogasya.
Hinaot nga ikaw pud anaa sa maayong panglawas.
Ah, magnificent works of Magnificent Atty. Perez!
atay kusuga kau nimog apil bai! hehehehehe
lingaw kau imong blag Magnificent Atty. Perez.
More power!
hey just recently disccovered your blog site and i think it is hilarious.. heheh it is a relief for an aspiring lawyer like me to know someone actually has not lost his sense of humor whie becoming a lawyer. it worried me that soon by my third year i would be boring and ugly (with all the eyebagsl) rest assured i wouldd be dropping by more often to check out new and old posts.hehehe loved your pissing game article. it enlightened me a lot with the argument of the two kids
hehehe add me up sa friendster obetyan777@yahoo.com
bai, I have a new address, http://www.cebuheritage.com
Thanks. Ciao
Got it bai! Thanks